Quotes

"Without order nothing can exist - without chaos nothing can evolve."

"Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap the motherfucker upside the head..."


"Always remember this: If you don't attend the funerals of your friends, they will certainly not attend yours."


"Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the things I can not change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill because they ticked me off."



"No one holds command over me.
No man. No god. No prince.
What is a claim of age for ones who are immortal?
What is a claim of power for ones who defy death?
Call your damnable hunt.
We shall see who I drag screaming to hell with me."


"Sure, they say were all going to die, but we'd go out with our middle fingers upraised in the oldest salute known to the world."


"I am ready to meet my maker. Whether my maker is prepared to meet me is another matter."



"I'm not evil! I'm just misunderstood. (long pause) And evil."



"Yeah, that was real manly how you shrieked and all."


"I could choose to be purely good, but I will not. I could choose to be purely evil, but I will not. I will be neutral. In that way I am free to be what suits me best, and no man can predict my actions."


"I'm here to kick ass, or chew bubble gum, and I'm all outta bubble gum"


"Everything you do will come back upon you. 3-fold for the normal shit, 10-fold for the freaky shit."


"Those who fear the darkness have no idea what the light can do"


"You're welcome to believe that the world is a nice, logical, rational, safe place... You'll be wrong, but that hasn't stopped anyone else who thinks the same way."


"I used to be sane, but I got better."


"Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss."


"Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense."


"I came, I saw, I had no idea what was going on, I left."


"One man's insanity is another man's vision."


"Being normal isn't one of my strengths"


"I'm not afraid of death! What's it going to do? Kill me?"


"Children aren't happy without something to ignore, And that's what parents were created for."